"The only improvement made in douche bags in twenty years."

(click image, via). Ladies, throw away your vaginal irrigating pipe! This is, both, the most complicated and most disgusting douche ad in douche history. You could buy the Dainty Maid antiseptic powder, bag (holds two full quarts!), and Mon Docteur return flow syringe separately for 10 bucks, or buy the complete outfit for $8.50! Note the quite graphic diagrams of a woman sticking the douche nozzles up her cooter. So this was the secret of "dainty and careful European women"! Previously: The Faultless® Douche. Related: Vegas.com asks: are you a douchebag? Related: The Donny Deutsch thread.