Link Haze, 1/8/10.

• Little weapons.
• Related: Eric Trump's birthday cake.
• Baboons kept warm with hot potatoes.
• Stay classy, Dearborn, MI class of 2011.
• Girl micro/telescopes: pink, less powerful.
• Man with world's largest penis refuses to work in porn.
• "Please have the balls and courtesy to complain to us directly."