It's the "DRIV-URSELF" dead baby car seat!
(click ad, via) Why wait until your little one gets his/her driver's license to see him/her die behind the wheel? For the unbelievable price of $4.98, Dennis Mitchell invites you test drive fate today! You'll dig the "gleaming chrome-like finish" and of course the incessant beep-beeping from your little backseat driver. Have two kids? Get two DRIV-URSELFs! (So, whaddya think? Was this piece of garbage better or worse than the $2.50 easybaby car belt?)