It's the "DRIV-URSELF" dead baby car seat!
(click ad, via) Why wait until your little one gets his/her driver's license to see him/her die behind the wheel? For the unbelievable price of $4.98, Dennis Mitchell invites you test drive fate today! You'll dig the "gleaming chrome-like finish" and of course the incessant beep-beeping from your little backseat driver. Have two kids? Get two DRIV-URSELFs! (So, whaddya think? Was this piece of garbage better or worse than the $2.50 easybaby car belt?)
posted by copyranter @ 10:40 AM
6 Comments:
Kudos 'ranter' for your progressive, unbiased 'his/her' - 'him/her' lead-in copy.
It does not reflect correctly the times though... there's no mention that it's also available in pink.
Pleasing you franCo., I know, is a near impossible task, so thank you.
Reminds me of sitting on Dad's lap with my hands on the wheel while driving on the interstate.
My dad used to (loosely) buckle baby-me in the passenger seat of his Triumph, and then go out on a cross-county 100mph rally.
Glaaaaahh. "Baby" is NOT A PROPER NOUN.
Maggie Simpson seems to like hers.
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