She seems to have more of a Dickies bulge than him.
(click ad, via) Yes, it's Dickies® Steadies® from the wonderful 50s, white ready-to-dye peg slacks for when you're ready to color your pants to "match your man." This is one of the scariest things I've ever seen. In fact, it's time for a scary retro slacks-off.
Your choices: the Carsuals® horoscope fun slacks; h.i.s anti-establishment post-grad slacks; Polo's crest-covered golf pants; the Broomsticks trousers on the gent on the right in this ad; or these ridiculous red Dickies.