(click ad, via) Previously in the Broomsticks 1960s Gang Rape Ad Series™, the permanent press polyester pants pals played Rape Ring Around Rosie, and Shag Pillows Lisa Shag. Here, this unnamed lass appears quite unnerved by the impending dropping of four pairs of 100% Celanese® Fortrel® polyester trousers. At least, unlike what the subhead is implying, the gentlemen's broomsticks don't appear to be all that imposing.
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