Tuesday, December 29, 2009

It's Vintage Ad Week on copyranter: Broomsticks #3.

(click ad, via) Previously in the Broomsticks 1960s Gang Rape Ad Series™, the permanent press polyester pants pals played Rape Ring Around Rosie, and Shag Pillows Lisa Shag. Here, this unnamed lass appears quite unnerved by the impending dropping of four pairs of 100% Celanese® Fortrel® polyester trousers. At least, unlike what the subhead is implying, the gentlemen's broomsticks don't appear to be all that imposing.

2 Comments:

Anonymous -1-track-mind- said...

'They stand up to all the action - whatever that may be.'

REALLY!!!

Crestfallen by her inability to get a noticeable rise from any of the trouser snakes, the unnamed lass resigned herself with the more comforting 'flame-dame' label rather than the more derogatory one of 'fag-hag' or 'fruit-fly'.

11:40 AM  
Blogger Mitchell said...

And she looks kind of like Linda Lovelace.

9:47 AM  

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