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(click ad, scanned from this week's Onion) Via NYC's Nolita House website: "Nolita House's friendly setting conveys a neighborhood charm where guests can experience great comfort food, libations, artisan cheese and entertainment in a relaxed environment." Hmm. No hint of juvenileness there. Maybe this ad has something to do with their love of "Snookie" (sic) from Jersey Shore? related: OMFG! related: Mexican restaurant features chilled TP in the bathrooms.