This week's most ridiculous buygone® product.

(click image, via) There's 3,000 of these hand-numbered masterpieces out there somewhere. And what a lucky man you are if you own one of them. If you're too young to know who Keith Emerson is, first, I hate you, and second, fuck you. Only $148.99 for this "astounding sculpture" created in painstaking detail by "artists."
Previous ridiculous buygone® products:
The "Oral Sex" Phone.
The original doggie bag.
Jigger whiskey toothpaste.
The "Me Jane" clothes hanger.
The Separate Sack Suspensory.