Link Haze, 2/19/10.
• Dreaming of a bigger package?
•The American dream? Fake cheese.
• Aliens hate us because of your SUV.
• Blackface is the new Black in fashion.
• New Yorkers should not be allowed to have dogs.
• metroPCS hires graffiti writers to tag their stores.
• Secret Soviet document: how to disable Stealth jets—a shovel and pebbles.