Marriage lesson word games from the state of Utah.
(click ads, via) Ads are from the Utah Commission on Marriage, whose homepage features a rotating gallery of stock photo couples (hit refresh)—including one interracial pairing (ha) and no gays (duh, state is 60-70% Mormon). So, to the cutesy ads. Turn a ME into a WE—Whee! And in Utah of course, WE can mean THREE (or four, etc.). I have nothing to say about the second ad. The campaign's website, like the ads, also oversimplifies matrimony, giving you three state-of-marriage statements to choose from with the middle declaration already presumptuously pre-checked. Final note: this campaign/advice comes from a state with a higher than average divorce rate. So you know what? Fuck off, Utah.
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