Link Haze, 3/12/10.

• Chicken Tikka Disasta.
• The Tiger Woods Love Doll is here.
• Pig roast dinner with a side of 9/11.
• Ace Frehley explains all the Ace Frehleys.
• Lindsay Lohan has no case against e-trade.
• It's 1964, and Kurt Russell is Agent Zero M.
• TP packaging features silhouettes of people cheering?
• Israeli supermarket chain spot spoofs the Mossad assassination in Dubai.