(click ad, via) If so, shouldn't he buy her the seamless stockings "for pretty's sake" first, then drink the poison because, otherwise, he's gonna have to shop very quickly? If you can make this 1959 Hanes ad make 100% lucid sense in the comments, I will hate you a little bit less than I do. Something about the phrase "drink the poison?"
Previous retro ad puzzles:
• Girdle ad riddle.
• a most disturbing dishwasher ad.
• Why is the Marlboro Man in gay Pari?