Yeah, WHERE are the stink lines in frame #2?

(click ad, via) "...I told her gently how she sometimes offended." And now, she is the Bride of Stinkenstein no more—thanks mama! Undated Lifebuoy ad convincingly illustrated by industry-famous and NYC-born artist Albert Dorne. Much more persuasive than today's terrible fake testimonials.
Previous vintage fake testimonials:
• Fat lazy Mexican sells Sanka.
• Amelia Earhart for Lucky Strikes.
• The coolest anti-smoking ad ever.