Don't cry for me, South Africa.

(click ad, via) Ad by Cape Town agency Bester Burke Slingers for Yardley's tear-proof mascara. It ran in last Saturday's edition of the Cape Argus, four days after Ricky's shocking reveal. From the agency's press note:

"Our tactical ad was an immediate response to the high level of local and international coverage given to this piece of showbiz news last week. We wanted to offer young female fans a quirky, tongue in cheek solution to the announcement in a ‘tear proof’ mascara."

Have at them, Enrique Martin Morales legal team.
Previous unauthorized celebrity ad usage:
• Madonna.
• The Hulk.
• Joe Jackson.
• Britney Spears (3).