THE must-have muff-diving accessory of 1982.

(click ad, from 1982, via) The Music Muff! FM stereo radio in one ear, micro cassette in the other! Only weighed 450 grams! Which had to be a fucking lie! Oh, the headpiece weighed 450 grams? That copy is dodgy. Available with three cassettes—Abba, Simon & Garfunkel, and a Disco Medley—what variety! From Shogun! 80£ in 1982? Get some electrical tape and rig up your own! Is this thing more or less stupid than the giant fuzzy donut Hear Muffs™?