Monday, March 15, 2010

Buygone Product of the Week: Hear Muffs™.

(click ad, via) In bed with Doug Henning? The copy:
"Hear Muffs don't look like headphones, they look more like a giant fuzzy doughnut with a bite missing."

Perfect for forcing your lover to spread her legs extra wide while you muff-dive whilst listening to Styx.
Previous Bullshit Buygone Products:
The Oral Sex Phone.
The "Me Jane" hanger.
The original doggie bag.
Jigger Whiskey Toothpaste.
The 1876 $2498.07 typewriter.
Frederick's of Hollywood blow-up bra.


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