(click image, snapped on The Bowery last Fall) Well, well. Charlie Rangel, my Congressman, a poster boy for term limits, may finally get his comeuppance. Yes, most lawmakers do what Rangel has done. But we need much less hubris and much more humility from our elected officials. Politician shouldn't be a fucking career choice. Give it up, Charles. You're 80.
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