Musk and Cheese.
(click ad, via) Women of the 70s knew Jovan-scented swordsmen were a cut above. They called you on their Oral Sex phone. They wore a Time To Fuck watch on first dates. Once inside their pad, they laid you down gently on their Love Rug™. Afterwards, they hung their rumpled leisure suits on spread leg hangers. (Seriously, this is actually refreshing when compared to today's bullshit Axe ads.)
posted by copyranter @ 9:25 AM
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Let's imagine Arnold wearing this particular scent when he first met Maria Shriver, the rest as we say is history, how else to explain the attraction.
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