If your boy is getting anally raped by his teacher, we'll uncover the truth.

(click ad, twice, via) Let's play "where's Waldo being violated?" Bangkok daily newspaper Prachachat says that they "see through the truth." I believe there's a "to" missing in that translated tagline. Pretty disturbing visual, though it is Thailand. That's one way to advertise your journalistic chops. But I want a full investigation! Is the boy doing it for a better grade? Is safe sex taught in this school's health class? And why is the playground slide so damn rusty? Yes, this is an actual ad. Previously in: dumb newspaper self-promo ads.