Hey Justin Bieber's hair: blow (dry) me.

Yes, that was me back then. Why am I embarrassing myself? Because I've just gotten sick and fucking tired of all the mania over the Ontarian's unoriginal derivative bangs (and songs). Even criminals are copying him. You should have seen me the day before this yearbook portrait was snapped: my look was bass player for Uriah Heep. If you don't know who Uriah Heep is (was): fuck you. Yes, that is in fact a powder blue leisure suit. Thanks to copyranter commenter 1-track-mind for the inspiration. Previous copyranter pics: front. back.