Dick-in-a-Jack-in-the-Box.

Just in case you haven't seen it yet, here's the latest Jack spot, apparently a co-op commercial created with seed (ew) money from Cialis. That'll kill the appetite dead as a porn star's penis after the fourth scene of the day. Creepy Burger King: your creepy move. I think Mickey D's needs to seriously think about retooling Ronald into a horny grab-ass clown.
update: video was removed. But I found amateur video of the spot.