Skip the booze/grass, just dress like an absolute ass.

(click ad, via the 1970s, via) Bawawa™? Bwahaha! Dude might want to splash on some Cannabis Cologne, though. Time again for a retro men's fashion ugly-off! Compare this outfit to:
the horrific Eleganza Man
the stud-muffin Onesie
the Carsuals® Horoscope fun slacks
and these eye-assaulting tops.