copyranter
I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 17 years, all at the same ad agency. copyranter is updated at least twice every week day. SEND ME TIPS: copyranter(at)gmail(dot)com
About Me
I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, advertising people, PR people, marketing people, salespeople, real estate people, journalists, lawyers, doctors, Streeters, i-bankers, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, video games, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Carson Daly, the Hamptons, Hoboken, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, Candace Bushnell, Amy Sohn, Don DeLillo, Chuck Klosterman, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Jason Binn, men named Jack, Dr. Phil, Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
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8 Comments:
Holy shit. The vertical stripes are the clear winner. There is no circumstance where those colors should appear together.
...especially on fox mulder.
where scully was to prevent such a fashion disaster is beyond me.
Both of those are a hipster's wet dream. That's the scary part.
I like the mod priest. The Vatican needs an update.
Is the mutterfugger on the right wearing puka shells? If so, that just ruins it for me.
I was so turned on at first glance, as usual.
I miss you.
The 70s will always be the epitome of fashion infamy. Only the late 80s-early 90s with their parachute pants, acid-wash jeans, mullets and flattop hairstyles can compare.
Hmm. That fashion infamy era of 88-92 coincides with Bush-41's administration. Maybe there's a reason why.
The stripes are bad, but that fucking shirt takes the cake. Is that supposed to be a scene from the Great Gatsby or something? Strange...
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