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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- What to get me for Christmas.
- Honda's road groove-vertising.
- Breadvertising?
- Sarah Palin & The Rape Kits.
- copyranter on COILHOUSE: have you ever seen...
- copyranter uncoils on COILHOUSE.
- copyranter gets pleasured by IFC's Lunchbox.
- copyranter has gone fishing for money.
- Link Haze, 9/06/08.
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6 Comments:
oh shit.
and the oscar goes toooooooo......
:-(
classic...fucking classic.
Oh shit squared.
Although, that could be a niche market for shoebox: “Heard your sister dropped her hairdryer in the tub.”
Best juxta of the year!
LoL, oops is right!
wow, yeah.
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