Breadvertising?
posted by copyranter @ 9:00 PM
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6 Comments:
Can't wait for tampon & maxipad ads on bread wrappers.
haha...you couldn't quit blogging, can you?
How's that for using your loaf?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Can't believe the copywriter didn't get the line "Prices that can save you a helluva lot of bread" in there.
One would think that being given a brief describing the media space as the side of a loaf would have warranted that horrific line. I am disappointed.
meanwhile here's a sweet Russian breadvert:
http://ideasbrothers.net/?p=26
wow! how crazy, the ad locations these days. i feel like all this stuff is futuristic.
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