Sarah Palin & The Rape Kits.
posted by copyranter @ 12:45 PM
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7 Comments:
Come for the fishin' - stay for the rape. Gold.
So you back or what?
pretty god damn rad.
Funny because it's true!
Except, duh, it isn't... But never mind.
Not that Sarah Palin, John McCain or pretty much anyone in the Republican party cares about the Constitution these days, but what she did with these rape kits in Wasilla is completely unconstitutional under the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment. This could seriously go to the Supreme Court if there's an attorney that's enterprising enough to do so.
But the Constitution has basically been ripped to shreds over the past eight years so I wouldn't be surprised if it's being used to pick up First Dog Barney's poop from the White House lawn.
That was the best one; they usually do not make me laugh.
fuck Sarah Palin.
This one is all sorts of win!
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