Irish lottery ad blows rainbows up your ass.

The luck of the Irish—not so much this year. Might as well throw your euros into the Liffey, aka, play the national lottery. That'll make "magic happen." The pot at the end the rainbow these days is probably filled with golden Leprechaun piss. Wonderful city though, Dublin. My ancestral homeland. Previous Irish ads: topographical zombie Bono scares you into investing in Ireland • Irish literati toasted on toast.