Russian Ad Watch: Singing crab sings the praises of dead crabs.

(via) And, he grabs a crab stick at the end, presumably to gobble. I guess crabs eat other crabs, right? Oh, wait: maybe those are imitation crab meat sticks? So, it makes sense? Why they picked Verdi's La Donne é Mobile ("the woman is fickle") as the music, I haven't a fucking clue. It's 5 pm on a Thursday, this is all you're getting on this. To view seven more insane Russian TV Spots, go here.