Your chance to f*ck "38-21-38" Polly Jo.
(click ad, from the early 1960s, via) Just send in "2,120 Chesterfield King packs." Jesus H Christ, smoke up horny fellas! You'll be doing her with a cancerous penis! (I don't believe this offer was official.) This may be the new winner in copyranter's offensive retro sexism ad-off. Previously in evil retro cigarette ads.