Ad Agencies line up for Pussy.

(click pic to see Hef slurping Pussy) Well, they are. If you don't know the backstory, the drink was started by some 21-year-old chav in his bedroom in 2004, and quickly became big in the London nightclub scene. Now, the fucking dillweed is looking for an ad agency. Meanwhile, I sit here in NYC working on business-to-business sell sheets. (Looks out window at Soho water tower; contemplates quitting biz and opening a titty bar with his girlfriend.)
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