Kleenex hires British sprinter with large penis to sell tiny packets to men.

(click ad) The retired Linford Christie became a sensation in the UK, not so much for his speed, but for his ginormous "lunchbox." Kleenex has a new tiny package of tissues that they wants to market to men to carry around. That's your back story. Here's your ad (sorry, only full scan I could find). Kleenex? Your target audience will never carry packets of tissues on their selves, at least not to blow their noses with. Another brand already tried this in South Africa. (via)
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