First Bullshit Product of 2009: Men's Tissues.

(click ads) What the fucking hell are "men's tissues?" Are they specifically yet surreptitiously for masturbation? Do they smell like leather? OK, I see, they're "3-ply." I call that a "paper towel." And how's about the inane cliché ads? Pam Anderson and beer? Are all the men in South Africa (the campaign is by TBWA\Hunt\Lascaris in Johannesburg) stupid mooky troglodytes like the chap pictured? (images via) Previously in marketing to men: diamond ads; men's magazine ads; sexist ads.