the Captain Morgan Workout is blindingly stupid.
(via) But then, so is drunkenness. After a week, the video already has 117,000+ views, proving that the world is full of stupid drunks. (Or, that Captain Morgan parent Diageo has a warehouse full of monkeys trained to click the play button.) The Captain is an arrrsehole. Ad agency: Pereira & O'Dell.
Related: Retro Captain Morgan ad—"go up to a girl and whisper Yo-Ho-Ho."
Previous stupid alcohol video: Frosty Jack's cider bottle accidentally gets rammed up some dude's ass.