Link Haze, 2/28/11.

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• Candy heart for a hooker.
• New FedEx spot is fairly funny.
• This woman is crazy, or this is fake.
• Man puts wart remover in eyes; sues Walgreens. 
• Your words are very important to Vladimir Putin.
• Julian Assange is now Julian Assange™. Too bad, too late for this ad.
• And, three videos of the day: baby laughs at ripping paper; jogging geese (?); and fish pedicure.