(click ad from 1969,, via) It's pussy care day on copyranter! Hopefully, this doesn't become a weekly feature. Last week, Demure vaginal spray made hippie hoo-ho smell like a whisper of mint. Today, the Pristine brand will turn this young woman's frown upside down by keeping "the most girl part of you...fresh and free of any worry-making odors. So, she can be "an attractive, nice-to-be-with girl."
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