Russian Ad Watch: First official Viagra commercial.

(via) At least, it appears to be the first one. You're not allowed to mention prescription drug names in TV spots in Russia. What to do? You steal a 2006 Viagra spot from Saudi Arabia, add terrible music and the website get-hard.ru. As you can see, the little blue pill is represented here by the hard blue straw. And the pussy (or asshole) is of course represented by the lid hole. And the unheard squeaking sound as the straw goes in and out of the hole would represent bed springs. I envision an increase in painful soda cup lid masturbation attempts. Meanwhile in America, we still have the fucking Viva Viagra! Whiskey Dicks.
Related: here's eight Viagra print ads from around the world.