Piss- or Booger-hands: which would you rather touch?

(click ads, via) Do you use a a hand sanitizer? You know they don't work, right? Anyway, the booger ad photoshoot must have been fun for the models. The third ad should've been a man helping another man jerk off, amirite (hetero) guys? This category has seen some weird campaigns, including this scary germ-hands ad, this severed finger ATM visual and these freaky cat-croissant/hamster-muffin ads.
Ad agency: McCann India. Update: actually, it looks like ads are Photoshopped.