SPERM JEANS.

(click image, via reddit) Or Jism Jeans, if you prefer. Guys! Don't you hate that annoying after-drip after sex? Or: do you love it so much that you'd alter a pair of your Levi's like so? Own your baby-making virility. What lady wouldn't want to sit on your lap now? Previously: five pairs of horrific 1970s men's pants.