Vintage Ad of the Week: Screaming Fauxhawk Baby sez get a phucking phone!

(click ad, via) Bell Tel ad from a 1938 issue of Scientific American. Copy highlights: What happens "if I have a nervous breakdown...or a burglar comes along." This baby is more hipster (with the hair and the outfit and the whining) than all of Williamsburg Brooklyn combined. Related: Here's seven more of the best vintage ads of all time.