copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Introducing the world's first Twitter pen.
- The Chicken McNuggets Dipping Sauce Elevator.
- Stare at this ad for 20 seconds—does it work for y...
- Blonde giving a blowjob on YouTube.
- HUMONGOUS roadside kids promote Hot Wheels in Mexi...
- Link Haze, 3/30/11.
- "Banned" Belgium dating site video is insanely sex...
- New Skittles "interactive" spots are mostly a Big ...
- FEMEN protest corruption with cupcake boobies (nsf...
- Gratuitous ad penis is very gratuitous (sfw).

7 Comments:
Ha fucking Ha. http://goodmenproject.com/newsroom/men-cant-deal-with-sexual-harassment/
There was absolutely no reason for the first half of that advertisement. They could have just cut it entirely and the stupid thing would have been exactly the same.
Gigantic butt. I don't think she's a runner.
Every time the camera cuts to him on the bench, he has the paper on a different page and holding it in a different position. Wonder how many takes it took to complete the project?
I like the giant edited font. Goes well with the giant bouncing b00bz.
That was the best Verizon commercial I've seen yet.
I don't care if she's a runner, she's got a great backside!
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