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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Link Haze, 4/27/11.
- Filipino Ad Watch: Boy gets circumcised, stares at...
- Can you guess what this billboard is advertising?
- Fake woman drops real skirt in public.
- A commercial with a man having his crotch licked b...
- Moses parts his robe and flashes the paparazzi for...
- The quintessential "this isn't going to end well" ...
- Post-it® erects shameless Will & Kate London billb...
- FEMEN again protest Chernobyl—with gas masks, fuck...
- No wait, THIS is my favorite Lego ad of all time.


2 Comments:
they stole that from the Phil Hendrie radio show.
He had an old character Ted Bell of Beverly Hills Steakhouse; the stores jingle was "we want to put out meat i your mouth"
azi is quite correct: totally stolen from phil hendrie's 'ted bell' character.
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