adfreak) The meticulous manscaper definitely would not approve. Regular readers will recall last week that Dale Wurfel ran an ad equating used women and used cars. Everybody across the Web called Dale sexist! Well, he's also maybe gay-ist! I doubt Dale got Tom's permission to use and abuse him so. And yes, that is Tom. But, maybe Dale doesn't know he's using Ford in his ad? Maybe he just did a stock search for "sexxxy man."
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