via, via) "Come on down to Dale Wurfel Chrysler•Dodge•Jeep. Our used cars ain't as tight as new, but they're cheaper!" Here's a pic of dapper Dale, used females of the world. Wonder what his wife Cindy thinks of the ad? Were you the first to take Cindy for a test drive, Dale? These days, of course, loose ladies can get their valves tightened. Ad scanned from the London Free Press in Ontario. Hey Dale—have you seen this sexxxy used girl used BMW ad from three years ago? Hate to think you didn't think up this beaut of an ad all by yourself.
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