How to make a Porn Movie—a flow chart.

(click ad, via) They're a couple of slightly amusing touches here, like the actress named Audrey Wetwet and the title "Pizza Nut." But mostly, it's just very annoying trying to navigate this fucking mess. If you actually expect me to read a goddamn flow chart ad, you need to make it easier to follow and a lot funnier. The ad is part of a campaign via Canal+, the French premium pay TV channel.
Ad agency: BETC Euro RSCG, Paris. Previously:
• funny porn blocker software ads.
• the classiest porn commercial ever.
• casting call flier for "Niki Gets Lost in BushDick"