(click ad) But it's so self-aware and self-mocking, so that makes it so clever. Model: Marlon Teixeira. Photographer: the human penis joke Terry Richardson. Last year, Diesel also employed unartful phallicism to sell its Only The Brave fragrance in Mexico. Manscaper Tom Ford is also a practitioner of the Fragrance Bottle as Penis motif (nsfw).
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