In Russia, excessive beer drinking makes men pregnant and women grow penises.

(click ads, via) It's time yet again for Russian Ad Watch—where I watch Russian ads after first testing my tea for polonium 210. Wow. Demi Moore (left) has really let herself go (context). Enlarged lacteal glands? Increase in facial hair? Where did the agency get that specious side effect info from? I'm thinking this may actually be a subversive campaign by the Russian vodka distillers. Note:"Feminity" is spelled wrong (The ads are translated from Russian for publicity purposes.). Ad agency: M&C Saatchi, Russia. Related: Here's a recent Russian anti-drinking commercial featuring a psychotic talking squirrel.