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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 18 years, all at the same ad agency. copyranter is updated about 25 times a week. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- This is how they do Parkour in Russia.
- Amnesty International's new incorrect death penalt...
- You probably shouldn't look at this photo.
- FEMEN address Dominique Strauss-Kahn rape charge b...
- The most disgusting gum commercial ever produced.
- cRaZY Japan Ad of the Day: Dole bananas.
- What the F*CK is a Mouthbelt?
- These ghastly Harvey Nichols ads are via students ...
- PATRIDIOT (pic of the day).
- The shortest ever YouTube ad (one second).


4 Comments:
> new Snickers spot with Joe Pesci.
i was NOT expecting don rickles! :-)
i always have love that SNL skit with joe pesci, where he is in the jewelry store buying a pinky ring. all silent, except for music (i think). his expressions, mannerisms, and silent mouthings tell the story.
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> Duchamp urinal dress.
i can just picture wearing that to a party, and some really drunk guy comes up to you, and, uses it... EW!!!
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So, when you're hungry, you're an angry little Italian guy, but once you've been fed, you turn into a douchebag?
> So, when you're hungry, you're a
sugar - the opiate of the masses
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