copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- The shortest ever YouTube ad (one second).
- Durex sperm-filled business card.
- Link Haze, 5/16/11.
- FEMEN—the theme song! (nsfw)
- Dead Bin Laden still selling arthritis medicine.
- Watch a burger commercial featuring a baby being k...
- "Black Panthers" used to sell toilet cleaning glov...
- Alec Baldwin punching John Krasinski in the face.....
- F*cked up Japanese condom packaging, round 2.
- NY POST 1, NY DAILY NEWS 0.


4 Comments:
It looks fake to me.
Meanwhile they're driving a Japanese car . . .
Anon #1: Certainly possible.
I'd bet that guy's a real treat to hang out with.
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