buzzfeed) All men think they're animals in bed, but what kind? Eagle, Horse or Elephant? Eagle? That's quite a jump from Eagle to Horse. Shouldn't there be a fourth size, say maybe Panda? And is "Hey, Eagle Dick!" a putdown over there? Believe it or not, these are not the strangest Japanese condom packages I've seen. Check out these designs which seem aimed at promiscuous 10-year-old girls.
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