The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, funnier, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.
(click image, via) For one day, the stupid Post takes me back 20-30 years, to the heyday of their headline writers. Check out the TV on their cover. Headline Win. Subhead Win. Total, Complete, DOMINATION over the Daily Snooze.