Link Haze, 5/11/11.

• Stool sample.
• gif of the day.
• A new copyranter hero.
• 21,000 lb. ice cream cake.
• How to watch porn on a plane.
• Just another day on the NYC subway.
• Heroic Navy Seals receive Fleshlights.
• Dick Cheney unsurprisingly is really a dick.
• The final edition of the New York Times (via).
• my new favorite NYC street art character, Never Satisfied Owl, is back.
• Videos of the Day: that's a big truck; bar of Ivory soap in the microwave.